i’m so fuckin happy about guillermo del toro’s house….
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
Of course I trust you.
Then why do you keep pulling away from me?
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Oh, be nice!